Daffy throws a copy of Viewtiful Joe GC down the hill, making gface jump down to the bottom of the hill only to find that the box contains dog doo doo

Daffy then makes it to the top of the hill with a GC and a mini TV playing Viewtiful Joe

Dafralanatah is currently king of the hill

*flash to the left*
*another blue flash to the right*
Daffy: Wha...???!!!
RRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!
ARG!
*squelch*
Daffy: *pant pant* What was that?
*blue flash!*
Daffy: ??!!!!
*...........................*
Blue is now the king of the hill.

Daffy pulls out binoculars to scope out whos on top
-well its none other than my ol' ninja nemesis... BLUE!!!
Blue- LOL wut u gunna dew bout me sitten on dis hear lawg?(lol i luv spelling like that )
Daffy-I say, now now I say, I have what you want...
Blue-???
Daffy-*pulls out stuffed doll* NARUTO PLUSHIE WITH CANDY!!!!!!
Blue- 0.0 how did u get that?
Daffy-that is none of your consern...(quick clip to local convenience store a few miles down the road from the hill)
Blue-GIMMIE!!!
Daffy-*throws Naruto in a barrel and kicks it down the hill* HEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue-*dashes towards barrel with great speed*
Daffy-*controls barrel safely on top of the hill*

Dafralanatah is king of the hill

Being a ninja, I was at the top of the hill even before you decided to get the barrel back up.
So when you got up to the top again, I gave you 6 kidney-jabs, 5 liver stabs, 12 gut punches and a body kick (I didn't want to kill you again) before you can blink, sending you flying and you roll down the hill.

After a delicious meal and an a good evening of flirting...

I see blue up top the hill, and quickly think up and idea involving a string and a few paper clips....

make shifting a propulsion device from some High proof liquor, i shoot a paper click into blues hand and pull him down the hill by the attached string...

i then walk up the hill and clam the top to be my own.

It turns out that that person that was dragged down was actually my clone that I made.
When you come up, I shoot out of the earth and *BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM*
I win.

Blue's self destruction startled me a little...

i get up and brush my self off, and sit on top of the hill, and look at the pieces around me that WAS blue, and now he is no more.

No, that was you dieing but anyway, I'll play along. That bomb actually went off to distract you. While you're getting back up, I quickly and painlessly slit your throat and kick your souless body down the hill.