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This a game where you fight over owning a virtual hill.
Gameface open's a sport's bar at the foot of the hill with a staff
Daffy throws a copy of Viewtiful Joe GC down the hill, making gface jump down to the bottom of the hill only to find that the box contains dog doo doo
*flash to the left* Daffy pulls out binoculars to scope out whos on top
) After a delicious meal and an a good evening of flirting... It turns out that that person that was dragged down was actually my clone that I made. Blue's self destruction startled me a little... No, that was you dieing but anyway, I'll play along. That bomb actually went off to distract you. While you're getting back up, I quickly and painlessly slit your throat and kick your souless body down the hill. Grabs a roll of duct tape and tapes throat together, harnesses the blood of the fallen around me. Umm....I'm a theatrical person remember? I do those sorts of things....
Gemini calls Chuck Norris beats you all up, then I clam the hill, and Chuck is my body guard on top with me. Chuck Norris can't beat the Blue Ninja (us combined). You died. We decided that Chuck Norris was too cool to kill so we just broke you guys's contract and kill you. Daffy sees the both of them arguing whos the best ninjas or chuck norris Due to the "Blue" component in our combined blood, we bypass the wards and kill you.. after completing Viewtiful Joe and the 36 chambers in adult mode, I clone myself and send my clone to attack and defeat you while I create an bar for the under-aged and play Xbox 360 while sipping some Fanta. Lich King raises Daffy from the dead and commands him to take the hill so the first thing is death grip blue critting up to 2k per disease and death strike(Blue is now dead) Gface goes V-machine and does 445 dps. Unfortunately still doesn't kill a death knight! I convince Gface that his efforts are useless seeing how I am already dead. Daffy then looks around and sees a giant panda(Gemini), curious and furry. i dont understand what is happening in the picture but i love that show too bad you wont see any new ones considering that the voice of Lu Anne died 
they canceled it last year before britany murphy died BUTbecause of the addition of KOTH to [adult-swim]'s time schedule, most people demanded a new series... Daffy pulls lever
DontSay is kneeling down, raises his ass up in the air and farts an "chillie-con-carne-mega-hot-stinky" on Dafralanatah so he is flying to the moon, never been seen again...
Mw360 puts Tremors into the DVD player. Then summons the giant worm creaturs out of the tv to do his biddings. Giant worm creatures eat DontSay! Reads Dune again and summons the demon worms of Arrakis! They eat Mw! I win! ^ ^ *Marches 13,000 heavily armored knights up the hill and takes it by force! BOOM! All the soldiers die along wih you! I win! MWAHAHA!!! Ahhhh! Cmon! Im sure 13k Knights can take 1 Demon Worm. You freakin cheat 
13k knights can't defeat me, it's a fact you'll have to accept! ^ ^ *Speaks with his Necromancer. Gjora (Mw360's Necro) then summons all the dead great warriors from throughout history to Mw360's command. 4 Million undead warriors march towards Blues summit. *straightens arms out in front of him* Screw this freakin hill. To ponder on his next attack! BWAHAHAHA! That is the true power of Blue ^ ^ *straightens arms out in front of him*
*draws them back slowly while a blue ball of energy forms on his hands*
*pulls arms apart*
*claps arms together*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
massive shockwave through the air*
huge earthquake*
shockwave blows back the warriors*
earthquake crushes some of them*
*a blue explosion surrounds Blue like fire*
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*runs at the speed of sound at the enemies with arms trailing behind*
*floor beneath Blue's feet crack and rocks fly up*
*blue light comes from the cracks*
*ground shakes as Blue's feet hit it*
*shockwaves come out of feet*
*lightning comes out of the sky and hits Blue*
*is lit up by the lightning and fire*
SMASH!
*crashes into the mass of warriors*
*after a few hours of awesome special effects that can't be described in words and a many many awesome combos and lots of cool summonings, Blue stands on the top of the hill with the remains of the warriors strewn around him*
^ ^
*harnesses the power of the show LOST, from every previously season.* *Blue points out that some of the guys in Lost were in Lord of the Rings, therfore provig that LotR is waaay more awesome! Blue's Hill Daffy puts up a pepsi machine at the bottom of the hill and makes the machine take change only I take out the pepsi with pure awesomeness and throw the machine at you crushing you I eat a can of spinach and lift the machine and shove a pole through it and make a 2-handed mace and smack you with the pepsi machine mace I summon hordes of pepsi to wipe you out. I AM KING! of pepsi... Gemini, sends a nargacuga to knock daf off the hill and I am now king. I send Quezacotl (aztec thing) up to kill you! It makes you drink 100000 gallons of water and your eardrum falls out! ME IS KING Daffy puts up a new post that automatically logs blue out every time he tries to post his thoughts and was about him trying to get into pepsi I make myself immune to any of Daf's ideas, future, past and present. I am king Well that just won't work Message [Page 1 of 5]
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