M™ creates a virus so catastrophic that your computer turns into a Linux. (by the way, the penguin doesn't go squeak) Genocide.

I walk over to your computer an manually destroy it with my set of scewdrivers. You cry and I am king

I use a death cannon and kill Blue. I declare myself king.

I kill Kira with my A grade hello kitty pencil case. I am king

I use The spell card, Monster Reborn! I get revived and use Thunderbolt! Its a critical hit!

I am now King of the Hill.

I use volt tackle and beat your defenses! I am king.

I active the spell card. DARK HOLE!!!!!

I then use the trap card, return from another dimension and declare myself king of the hill.

I tear up your bloody yu-gi-oh cards. I mean seriously , in the anime the card monsters are gonna destroy the world, just rip the bloody card up.
I am king

Push you off the hill, like a toddler.

I am king.

I make you age until you can no longer move, put you into a wheelchair, and then roll you down the hill ^_^

I use hyper beam.
I am now king of the hill.

Blue, I choose you!
Use Ice Beam!
It's a critical hit!
Kira is unable to battle! Blue wins!
I am king

Trainer *insert random name here* used FULL RESTORE!
Kira1004 uses Splash!
some water gets splashes onto Blue and he spasms and dies.

Kira1004 is now the king of the hill!

I demolish the hill (and kira along with it) and build a new one somewhere else.

I am king

I take the hill and put it under my feet = king

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I look to the left <.<

I look to the right >.>

I tip toe to the top, ah~ it's good to be king :vP

I hax you while you're out with your buds down at ComicCon by breaking into your house and going onto your computer (which has no password) and going onto the forum (you got your browser to save your details) then shutting down the site. This somehow gets me the job of king of da hill

I respond to this threat as I don't have a password on my computer by acquiring (noticed I did not say purchase) a vast array of servers that host a newer version of the underground in which there is a webpage with a virtual hill in which one much click on it numerous times to achieve the title or King! in which I've clicked so many times that our advertisers become so filthy rich they pay me a kings ransom (figuratively speaking) I am paraphrasing as your new king! ^,^

I dig a spike trap that you fall into. I laugh and become the king.

I relocate the hill while Blue is left suspended in a deep sleep, same hill, new location, king once again.

I delete all the sprite sets you made and watch in triumph as you cry and I become king

I come back to life and shove Blue off.

Order minions to under mine the hill, causing it to collapse. M falls to the ground, desperate tears rolling from his eyes as he loses his Kingship. I kick him off the large golden throne, that he once ruled. A desperate cry escapes from his mouth as my minions drag him from the top of the hill.

I renounce myself the rightful and honorary ruler of the hill and begin to exploit the hill for its resources. I establish a line of rulers to come after me that consist of cloned versions of myself.
In 32 clones my genetic code will become corrupt so I encrypted the 31st clone to destroy the hill with a large atomic bomb. HA! My hill now bi***es!!

I take -- Good game.

I wake up on top of the hill with everyone else at the bottom...
must have been a great party ^^

Damn, forgot my clones are susceptible to alcoholism.

but its never a party without GF!!! you quickly realize you ate taco bell and forgot to say "no-lettuce" to counter act the late night drinking and hangover which in turn damaged your stomach, not only does your head hurt but your stomach as well. causing you to roll around in agony and quickly down the side of the small semi-collaped, hill surrounded by drunken clones. I use my magic laser beam eyes and melt the throne down into a liquid pliable form of gold. and some other unseen mind magic to bend it into golden armor, which only uses up half of the gold. and i then make the rest into gold bullion and sell it to those people who are everywhere buying up your gold. i get top dollar and buy myself a professionally made golden sword and a golden gun from 007. i then second guess my own craftsmanship invested into my own gold armor, which leads me to melt it down, form it into bullion, cash it in just to buy a size smaller but professionally made gold armor.

i stand ontop of the semi-collapsed hill as king with a professional grade golden-sword, helmet of golden power, an armor set one-size-to-small, with a shiny new 007 golden gun in my shield hand.

as months go by...you have become content with quiet and peaceful moments, getting comfortable with your shiny new golden armor that you are too relaxed thinking nothing can stop you... most of your time is spent dreaming dreams of yourself being the greatest as you grin and mumble agreeing with what ever compliment you vision dancing inside your head. as your eyes are closed keeping your lasers on standby, your mouth is open wide for you are snoring away in a deep sleep. Just like taking candy from a baby, I easily place you on the back of a mule who slowly carries you away as I sit on top of the hill laughing hysterically. THA KING!

I talk to you in Mandarin. You don't understand. What I said was "If you don't understand me, I will become king."

I am king. Logic'd.

Yeah.

2000 years later after nuking the hill I walk from the hyperbolic chamber and claim victory!

I'll just stand on the hill and say, this is mine from now on. If you are minded you are a king, then you are.

After foreseeing his inevitable death, Handy cancels his king of the hill strategy mod for Fallout New Vegas. Handy decides to take the long way up. Handy finally makes it after a few days and sees Nuka Cola's settlement. "Developed, I can do better," Handy said. Handy climbs back down the hill. It'll all be worth it, Handy thought...

-To be con ti nude

Nuka Cola's bubbles started a revolution against all the world kings sothere will be place for them as a new king.