A peasant’s apple tree bore rotten apples, but every Friday night, five were stolen. Guards reported that the Ken Monster stole them. The chalice lord told his two youngest sons that the one who beat the Monster with a stick would receive a blueberry pie. Wiggles, the youngest son, asked his father to try, but the father was biased because of his youth but decided just to say “screw it.” Wiggles remained awake and caught a few drops of gel dropped by the KenMonster. Gemini, the older son of Wiggles, then asked the chalice lord to take a night at the monster. However, Gemini did not succeed as he only got mauled by a few panda’s. And so the KenMonster did not return, but the chalice lord longed for the monster. After a few years of being impatient, he still said that whoever caught the KenMonster would get the delicious blueberry pie.
The two brothers set out on two donkeys and were at the pinnacle of three roads. On the side of them, was a computer that had notepad open. In big size 40 font, it said whoever took one road would know love and despair; whoever took the second would have their donkey killed by panda’s, though they would be spared; and whoever took the third would live with a breeding colony of donkeys. They did not know which way to take, so they sat their pondering at the screen, and back at the roads.
Gemini took the second road, and got his donkey mauled by throng of pandas, but Gemini was left alone. He walked until he was tired, and the panda’s offered to carry him. The panda army brought him to the garden where the Kenmonster was thrashing at plants and told him to take it out without its red tail. Gemini snuck up to the KenMonster, took out a sword and slashed its red tail off. The KenMonster bellowed a roar. Gemini was shaken and startled by the rapturous cry. It woke everyone, and Gemini was captured. He told his story, and the Higor Lord said he could have been gallowed for the asking, but he could be spared now only if he could present the Lord with the Green Donkey Shoes.
Gemini met with the panda’s again and admitted to his carelessness. The panda army carried him to the Chalice City and stables where he could get the donkey and warned him against the green shoes. Its ugliness stupefied him, and he touched it, and instruments of the dumbest sound sounded. He was captured again, but this time with his other brother, Wiggles. The GameFace King told him that if he had come to him first, he would have given him the donkey. But now he would be spared only if he brought him Makeo, the ugly professional gamer to be his husband. Wiggles remained in the cell, waiting for the Chalice Lord’s help.
Gemini went back to the panda army, confessed, and was brought to the gaming cell. The panda’s took Makeo by force, and carried him off. Gemini brought him back to the GameFace King, but wept because they had come to love each other, for they both loved to game. Gemini was given the Donkey’s green shoe, and the release of Wiggles. They both rode off on the donkey. The panda’s came out of the forest and attempted to maul the donkey like they did to the first one, but Gemini explained, and Wiggles confused for talking to panda’s. Gemini convinced the panda’s into taking Wiggles for a father of panda’s, but refused and said Gemini was so much better at understanding. Wiggles sat there astounded, as the panda’s took Gemini into the forest, leaving Wiggles, Mackeo and the KenMonster tail to themselves. They continued towards the Chalice Lord’s castle.
They arrived where the panda mob had mauled Gemini’s donkey, and rested. Gemini then came out of the woods wearing a panda costume and killed Wiggles, sliced his body to pieces, and told Mackeo that they would teabag him if he would not say that he had killed his brother Wiggles. Gemini brought the desired things to the Chalice Lord, and he received the Blueberry pie. The other kings from where Gemini had traveled to where sitting next to the Chalice Lord looking at Mackeo in a weird way. Gemini went off into his chambers and ate the delicious pie.

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|ACT ONE | SCENE ONE| On a farm in Chalice.
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The play begins on a peasant’s land where a mysterious being has been stealing rotten apple. The guards are alerted and joke over the peasant and what could have possibly been stealing the peasant’s apples. It is Wednesday. The sun moves to the west, shining onto the tree.

[Enter Peasant.]

Peasant. Apple’s bore to my dear tree, of the time I have woe’d my tears, where lies my labored work?
I take thy rotten core that hath fell to the cold ground, and wail of my feasts. I reminisce no more of the times you have fed me, and my sorrowful brothers.
Guards of thy Chalice Lord, come and tell me of this monster that crafts my tears!

[Enter Guards.]

Guard 1. Hah! Look at this pity of a fool, my brother, he weeps over his loses and the air he breathes!

Guard 2. He has himself rotten to the core! This beggar of fools. The merchant’s song speaks of the treachery of monsters to those of the poor!

Guard 1. [Aside] Take thy bread, take thy freedom. The Chalice Lord gives no who except his own head. You create the anger of me, the merchant of Chalice. Then shall the Ken ground you of your fertilized calluses!

Guard 2. ‘Tis the tale, brother! Why, Beggar of Peasants, you have stolen from the Chalice’s goblets, and stained the water with your selfish gluttony!

Peasant. I do the naught! ‘Tis the Chalice’s wells that poison your thoughts! You make your own conventions, greeting everybody else to be plagued restless onto the streets!

[Guards draw their swords.]

Guard 1. You question your maker? Dear Chalice makes the land, and without you, ‘tis much easier to mourn the death of an atheist son that gives none back! Pray the maker that the cuts on your fingers are healed beneath the ground you lay.

[The Guards stab the Peasant with their swords, leaving him on the ground. Other Citizens crowd around the body.]

[Exeunt.]

[Enter Civilian.]

Civilian. Why kill our seed-grounding brother? He hath not done no wrong! Mourn, my labourers, mourn as we waste another day of harvest for thy children of Chalice!

[End Scene one]