few friends

Would you rather have the ability to breath fire or breathe underwater?

Breath under water.

Would you rather be free of the cold or be free of death.

free of the cold (life isn't life without death fellas)

would you rather have sharpie in pooper or be made fun of on 4chan 24/7

be made fun of ~ parody reflects popularity ^,^

ok would you rather get paid to eat other people's throwup
or get paid to throwup in other people's mouths (mouth to mouth)

I would throw up in someone's mouth. )~

Would you rather have 5 piercings on your tongue or cover your hand with piercings.

Piercings on the hand ouch.

Would you rather kill a cow or kill a chicken.

I will kill a chicken because i like chicken.

Snowghost did not give a rather, therefore I shall say nothing.

Would you rather lick a slug or kiss a dog.

Kiss a dog!

Would you rather jump off a 2000M cliff (you survive no injuries what so ever) or go to a four hour maths class about pi?