Someone else kill me. Although waiting for someone to kill me would kill me...

Would you rather be able to;
A. Spit blood
B. Breathe any gas
C. Have a Bruce Lee equivalent for a friend
D. Have fights without getting into any trouble what so ever?

I'll have a fight because when you fight, it makes scars which makes you look tough.

Would you taste someones else blood or drink your own blood?

I lick my blood all the time...
would you rather eat a poo or drink pee?

Drink pee. Healthier.

Would you rather destroy your computer or live with a snobby&selfish rich guy

be with the rich snob

would you rather be in a room with over 9000 cats or a room with over 9000 people

9000 cats.
Would you rather buy a broken DSi or play tetris for 3 weeks straight?

Tetris

Would you rather Buy a crappy knock off of a pokemon game or buy the last good digimon game?

Digimon. Would you rather wear your favorite hat but it was broken or wear no underwear?

I don't like hats, and going commando is like having an air conditioner built into your trousers - so the latter haha

Would you rather drink nothing but your own urine for a week or someone else's for just a day?