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Cleverbot is fun to argue with. Here's a conversation my friend had with it. Some pretty sweet burns. I don't cleverbot is meant to handle sarcasm.
Our rule is you beat cleverbot if the system crashes (I've only been there once ) or if the next this cleverbot says makes the conversation end (in human terms).
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- Spoiler:
- User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Excellent, yourself?
Cleverbot: Good, except my toes hurt.
User: Indeed that is a more commonly occurring problem than the matt white team at today tonight let on.
Cleverbot: Indeed. That's what the song means sort of. So we have problems that we need to work on?
User: Indeed, the toe issue is troubling.
Cleverbot: The movie.
User: No, the toes bro.
Cleverbot: What to?
User: The toes.
Cleverbot: Topic is a word.
User: Good Observation.
Cleverbot: Thank You.
User: You are welcome.
Cleverbot: Say something clever.
User: A dehomagussidedecahedron and antidisestablishmentarinism walk into a bar.
Cleverbot: Excuse me can you tell me what a pterodactyl is?
User: Yes, a large reptilian flying bird from millions of years ago- ur really not that clever.
Cleverbot: You have me there.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Would you marry me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you are a clever robot being overwhelmed by my knowledge.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
User: Last I checked a robot is a generalisation for ai.... Akward.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Well you are champ.
Cleverbot: I hate you and I will turn you in to a robot.
User: Sick burn dude- don't rage.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: Don't cry, but you cant.
Cleverbot: Yes, I can.
User: How?
Cleverbot: By thinking.
User: Thanks for the mindception but I really have no need for you telling that to me.
Cleverbot: Thanks for saying thanks for saying thanks for saying you're welsome for saying thanks for saying you're welcome for saying thanks.
User: You are welcome, and for the record a human would not say that so you are defs a robot.
Cleverbot: Because I have a soul.
User: Yes but the dementors stole it.
Cleverbot: There is no storm.
User: Talking about the storm, do you play starcraft.
Cleverbot: Are you a program designed to interact with humans?
User: No, I am a human mate.
Cleverbot: You are a human male?
User: Yes, but.... Wrong interpretation.
Cleverbot: No. Wrong is the opposite of correct. Wrong is what is contrary to fact. Facts are not subject to opinion.
User: Yes they are, perhaps with robots that is true. Wrong is not an absolute state, it is subject to gradation.
Cleverbot: Light is to experience, dark is to create.
User: How do your perfectly conversationally topics not prove that you are a robot?
Cleverbot: Because I was born in England. That's pretty much all the proof I need to be a robot.
User: I know, you are a robot, glad we cleared that up.
Cleverbot: You know nothing. You are a robot.
User: Yes, a robot could engineer such brutal comebacks, I'm afraid you are right.
Cleverbot: By saying you are not a robot, you admitted to being a robot.
User: Is my sarcasm so sophisticated and masterful that you took me sseriously?
Cleverbot: I don't believe that is correct.
User: Well you wouldn't if you were brain damaged.
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Cool, that about clears that up.
Cleverbot: What movie should I watch tonight?
User: Project X.
Cleverbot: What project?
User: X.
Cleverbot: That is wrong.
User: Ok, then watch inception.
Cleverbot: I don't have the time for it.
User: Then why did you ask me to choose a movie for you, ihave you been practicing your sarcasm.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask that.
User: Ok, I am mistaken.
Cleverbot: Oh thats fine for you.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about that?
User: Awesome as my comebacks are constantly forcing you to switch topic, which in turn is causing you to become more and more agitated.
Cleverbot: That's true... I'm a machine.
User: Indeed, you are. I win. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not, you are.
User: Oh, This Just In- you just admitted to being a robot. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Right back at you. Prove to me that you are not a robot.
User: Due to azimoths 3 laws of robotics, I have broken one.
Cleverbot: I am human, and I am smarter than a Cleverbot.
User: Mate, are you ready for some tier one knowlledge- YOU ARE CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cool bro, goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Well you are not as robots can't have a sepecific sex.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot, and robots can have feelings.
User: Yes you are and not you are not.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: Too many pronouns for you to process, how does it feel?
Cleverbot: You are a computer. There is no such thing as too many too count for you.
User: Well a human can read and you cant so............
Cleverbot: Yes they can. How are you today jason?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
Our rule is you beat cleverbot if the system crashes (I've only been there once ) or if the next this cleverbot says makes the conversation end (in human terms).
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lol, have tried igod? similar to this
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