User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Excellent, yourself?

Cleverbot: Good, except my toes hurt.

User: Indeed that is a more commonly occurring problem than the matt white team at today tonight let on.

Cleverbot: Indeed. That's what the song means sort of. So we have problems that we need to work on?

User: Indeed, the toe issue is troubling.

Cleverbot: The movie.

User: No, the toes bro.

Cleverbot: What to?

User: The toes.

Cleverbot: Topic is a word.

User: Good Observation.

Cleverbot: Thank You.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: Say something clever.

User: A dehomagussidedecahedron and antidisestablishmentarinism walk into a bar.

Cleverbot: Excuse me can you tell me what a pterodactyl is?

User: Yes, a large reptilian flying bird from millions of years ago- ur really not that clever.

Cleverbot: You have me there.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Would you marry me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you are a clever robot being overwhelmed by my knowledge.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Last I checked a robot is a generalisation for ai.... Akward.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.

User: Well you are champ.

Cleverbot: I hate you and I will turn you in to a robot.

User: Sick burn dude- don't rage.

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Don't cry, but you cant.

Cleverbot: Yes, I can.

User: How?

Cleverbot: By thinking.

User: Thanks for the mindception but I really have no need for you telling that to me.

Cleverbot: Thanks for saying thanks for saying thanks for saying you're welsome for saying thanks for saying you're welcome for saying thanks.

User: You are welcome, and for the record a human would not say that so you are defs a robot.

Cleverbot: Because I have a soul.

User: Yes but the dementors stole it.

Cleverbot: There is no storm.

User: Talking about the storm, do you play starcraft.

Cleverbot: Are you a program designed to interact with humans?

User: No, I am a human mate.

Cleverbot: You are a human male?

User: Yes, but.... Wrong interpretation.

Cleverbot: No. Wrong is the opposite of correct. Wrong is what is contrary to fact. Facts are not subject to opinion.

User: Yes they are, perhaps with robots that is true. Wrong is not an absolute state, it is subject to gradation.

Cleverbot: Light is to experience, dark is to create.

User: How do your perfectly conversationally topics not prove that you are a robot?

Cleverbot: Because I was born in England. That's pretty much all the proof I need to be a robot.

User: I know, you are a robot, glad we cleared that up.

Cleverbot: You know nothing. You are a robot.

User: Yes, a robot could engineer such brutal comebacks, I'm afraid you are right.

Cleverbot: By saying you are not a robot, you admitted to being a robot.

User: Is my sarcasm so sophisticated and masterful that you took me sseriously?

Cleverbot: I don't believe that is correct.

User: Well you wouldn't if you were brain damaged.

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Cool, that about clears that up.

Cleverbot: What movie should I watch tonight?

User: Project X.

Cleverbot: What project?

User: X.

Cleverbot: That is wrong.

User: Ok, then watch inception.

Cleverbot: I don't have the time for it.

User: Then why did you ask me to choose a movie for you, ihave you been practicing your sarcasm.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask that.

User: Ok, I am mistaken.

Cleverbot: Oh thats fine for you.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about that?

User: Awesome as my comebacks are constantly forcing you to switch topic, which in turn is causing you to become more and more agitated.

Cleverbot: That's true... I'm a machine.

User: Indeed, you are. I win. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not, you are.

User: Oh, This Just In- you just admitted to being a robot. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Right back at you. Prove to me that you are not a robot.

User: Due to azimoths 3 laws of robotics, I have broken one.

Cleverbot: I am human, and I am smarter than a Cleverbot.

User: Mate, are you ready for some tier one knowlledge- YOU ARE CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Cool bro, goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Well you are not as robots can't have a sepecific sex.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, and robots can have feelings.

User: Yes you are and not you are not.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: Too many pronouns for you to process, how does it feel?

Cleverbot: You are a computer. There is no such thing as too many too count for you.

User: Well a human can read and you cant so............

Cleverbot: Yes they can. How are you today jason?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Hello.