YOu think that luck can save you from anything an you get killed in a dare of "Can you outrun the train?"

I wish that I had super powered hearing

you have super powered hearing but dog whistles drive you crazy, I wish I never sold my old guitar (1956 Gretsch Round Up)

you never sold your guitar, instead it only took up space and collected dust making you wish you had sold it

I wish my data organized ~ it's such a mess!

it organizes itself but in a format that only computers understand. making data corrupt to only human users

i wish the hospital was free

the hospital is now free and open 24/7 to everyone!
now it's just a place of hurt and sick people
wondering where the nurses and doctors are...

I wish all living things never got hurt or sick...
(it's already tough enough being mortal)

Your wish came true and all living things never got sick or hurt
but due to the lack of medication the economy collapsed leaving all humanity to die in poverty since their was no one making medicine anymore so you still end up getting sick and died.

I wish I could know what you wish against me before you mention to counter attack your per-impetive strike

wish granted but your illiterate so you cant type

I wish I had a pet cactus that could ride a unicycle.

your pet cactus that rides a unicycle gets into a terrible freak accident @,@

a brittle needle falls off the cactus puncturing the tire of the unicycle causing a wipe out on a very bust street, the cactus is then ran over by a semi which causes the cactus not only to flatten the semi's front tires but it also bursts like a bubble sending sharp needles into the air, everywhere!

The semi looses control and causes a 20 car pile up as random people are severely injured by incoming needles... now local authorities are trying to find out who's responsible for this.


I wish that when you catch the cold/flu...instead of being weak and sick
you gain super strength and speed!

That's terrifying ^

Wish granted but for every day of being super sick you lose one year of life.

I wish there was a universal language for all humans and animals.