Every one has heard one of his jokes at least once. Aperantly this has started online when one kid decided to start a list of Chuck Norris facts, it soon caught on and now there are a ton of jokes, books, and some youtube videos.

What i wanna see is the best ones that you can find or even some you have come up with.

to start here is one that i thought was funny:

Teenage mutant turtles was based off a true story, Chuck Norris swallowed a turtle and when it came out it was 6 feet tall and had learned Karita.

Here is one that i found in a youtube comment:

Chuck Norris eats VHSs and poops DVDs.