I use hyper beam.
I am now king of the hill.

Blue, I choose you!
Use Ice Beam!
It's a critical hit!
Kira is unable to battle! Blue wins!
I am king

Trainer *insert random name here* used FULL RESTORE!
Kira1004 uses Splash!
some water gets splashes onto Blue and he spasms and dies.

Kira1004 is now the king of the hill!

I demolish the hill (and kira along with it) and build a new one somewhere else.

I am king

I take the hill and put it under my feet = king

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I look to the left <.<

I look to the right >.>

I tip toe to the top, ah~ it's good to be king :vP

I hax you while you're out with your buds down at ComicCon by breaking into your house and going onto your computer (which has no password) and going onto the forum (you got your browser to save your details) then shutting down the site. This somehow gets me the job of king of da hill

I respond to this threat as I don't have a password on my computer by acquiring (noticed I did not say purchase) a vast array of servers that host a newer version of the underground in which there is a webpage with a virtual hill in which one much click on it numerous times to achieve the title or King! in which I've clicked so many times that our advertisers become so filthy rich they pay me a kings ransom (figuratively speaking) I am paraphrasing as your new king! ^,^